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Sat, 30 Jan 2010|

Steve McIntosh and Ted Woodward participate in some good old-time radio comedy.

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  1. Glenn Miller22:42
  2. gluten free1:39
  3. make up artists16:10
  4. Wichita Kansas0:08
  5. George Burns9:49
  6. Homeland Security57:30
  7. Wichita0:17, 3:21, 8:01
  8. Lima38:38
  9. Abbott27:36, 30:24
  10. New York City18:00

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Good evening folks and welcome to another edition of the riverbend radio -- broadcasting live this evening from the Kansas aviation museum. Right here in lovely Wichita Kansas. This evening we'll hear the news from Wichita. Have a visit from mrs. B wilderness. The metals and sisters and much much more.

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Folks yet another satisfied family. So -- others do enjoy all the client cuisines Donna Clemens famous house of rude -- yesterday's visuals cool all the indeed possible. Plus some parmesan and a rattlesnake stew. You know folks. Whose phones are those. I had -- mind bill will mute the finger in the middle of the live broadcast here. Yeah I've got. Oh yeah this is -- Woodward. What's -- where. In a corner there. And -- I can see derailing what you got up there a video surveillance camera. You're kidding what kind of place is this anyway because. You're spying on people below your security. I don't think -- accused -- let. That be. Are you sure. Okay L secure right away thanks thank.

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Swinging great so now Glenn Miller orchestra and how. An old post Christmas classic. -- a month after Christmas. And everyone knows this bill starter rising anxiety grows. With -- my recliner. And wife and nurtured. We've looked at each other with growing despair. The children were playing with Barbie -- is oblivious to all our worries and woes. When suddenly -- drives -- clatter I sprang from my chair to -- what was the matter. Yeah see -- throwing collecting money -- use the words exclaimed. As you heard fasten straps and to change -- error and in my car. And has approach -- mrs. ought to be some sort hopes. Stories. Words he replied is it felt like. These with a sob side. My big human legions of mercy to find but he said with a smirk sir you're three months behind. All right -- here's my -- please don't -- checks are no good answer I'm sure you'll agree. And it jumped on the tow truck and as he took off. He ruled on the window engaged he has -- and as he departed I heard from afar make your payments --

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Now both are honored to have witnessed tonight one of the world's foremost authorities on the psychology of success that. Having headed the renowned -- bungled research institute for over twenty years doctor Edward Carrington has outlined the keys to success in his most recent work. The seven habits of highly pathetic. Doctor -- and please. -- little more about your work.

Will tell I first became interest in the principles of success woman observed the baby seat brutal struggling from its nest to the ocean. Really he just had no wonder to myself. What is it that motivates people to be successful amazing. -- know the problem was they couldn't trying to be successful subjects but what is it down and talk with me. Why is that -- successful. Successful this. -- Who would then be led to only all the -- guessed that had led to their predictable earnings. How would be helpful as well Ted I can't tell you. What to do to be successful but I can definitely tell you what not to do it. I see so what are the seven habits of highly pathetic people well first of all pathetic people always complain. Really yes they poll this guy is boring I'm now. Can you believe that -- carefully then it's always something with these people it's incredibly rude. Did he do anything about them not a thing and the second. And well truly pathetic people rarely believe. Rarely -- that's right. The -- how. -- yeah I think that doctor forgot machine this morning ladies please now after the third. The criticism is all put accompanied by depression in the sense of gloom about the world and ones please within a no kidding. By the way did you hear about the trade deficit in the news you know what about it. Our country is being overrun by imported goods. All the jobs are going overseas. And we're spending ourselves -- trying to solve all the problems of the world. Before you know what will be invaded you don't over that delivers -- the wealthy -- of -- and it's all because of air conditioning. It's led to the isolation that Americans and a lack of willingness to work to assert Carrington please. Interview. And we as I'm really sorry I can't apologize enough I'm always going -- engines like that and it's generally annoying to those around me. I'm not a very good person really and I exhibit traits that are not really very -- doctor Carrington. What about the fourth -- oh yes so you gradation. I see. And the Smiths. That would be. Here once that you know what noise there was no -- and distinct bird of New York just being paranoid excuse me your act. Acting paranoid. The fifth at that what is paranoia. Okay and the sixth the six now the sixth on news that adjustable logo remember -- think. I'm sorry this is very embarrassing -- after -- dude write the book at all why don't you remember the sixty Abbott. Since I came up with that doctor caring and it's is your outlook at -- six habit is sudden loss of memory. -- yes. That's right knowing that -- are needed now is the final habit of highly pathetic people.

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Doctor caring what what do you do. -- that the final had a what is the last of the habit sentence. Diseases discussion about nuns. No no it's not the habits you wrote about you know pathetic people of all what is the last. It's for yes I'm sorry the last -- is an intense lack of ability to stay focused. Well imagine that. Now how can we reach you want to know more about your book well I give my mailed out of Harry's diner I know they're pretty often. You're down there where only out front yes we of the boys are clear most mornings except Thursdays. -- yes that's free breakfast day down the lost souls hostile. Doctor port -- and everyone.

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Before we go on with the rest of the show like I just like to apologize for all the rude interruptions by my fellow performers and others we. We don't normally experience a long. What is it now -- seeing this -- On this old document in the archives we have possible documents in the archives what could be so important that you need -- the show once again what you know lots of people came through this building back in the day yes I know this famous people of course I mean the great. And Costello -- right through this term I heard that and I I think they left their correct my mistakes -- bounded back in the -- let me see that. A likely you're right that's amazing let's do it now. This is a live radio broadcast -- that's my line here you do Abbott and I'll do Costello all right okay here we don't use our eye can see that. 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It's time for another installment. Mouse track media nor -- host ms. -- Ricky. Yeah -- okay. You'll like night it was so what I got wholesale did it Swiss bulls. It. But what's it like that would now let's welcome our contestants tonight for mousetrap mania misses no -- Minnesota. And this Imus mad as she comes to us from. Wonder. Indiana bill would tell us a little bit about yourself.

Hello Ricky I'm really excited to be here and I can't Alex that I am I am here and I let my husband frenzy. Alert as a curator at well mart discount warehouse. Just received commendation. For excellence in green technology. My hobby is the.

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At an hour installment of tourists chips from talking to aren't we eager Rubin -- To provide. Information. To those in our audience. About now it's all is advisable to understand. The eighties when you visit it and you community yeah.

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Now this just in from the -- Associated Press newswire. Legislation unanimously passed by congress of the closed out its most recent session would outlaw clothing your planes.

Close it'd usually be removed -- using the weapon of regulation -- yet at the Department of Homeland Security was quoted as saying.

Now all closed will be checked at the gate and passengers. Flying in the -- That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard commented Laura handing out articles North Carolina next thing you know they'll stop. They might want out. The legislation is sure to be challenged by the ACLU. Who believes airlines flight should be clothing optional to protect the first amendment rights --

In a related story congress recently approved the purchase of fifteen jets.

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Well that does it for this edition of the riverbend radio -- folks. We'd like to thank your coming -- hope you'll join us again next time. Our players tonight. Stephen did from the Canada says morning show Molly --

This is Molly McMillen.

Denise and it gave. How they got got that right Dan Meyer. Leon it's the other men. End army. And mr. Ron Williams. Can't our quartet tonight if you just general standup. And missed. And this tells Steve Martin. -- Now folks really appreciated have a great night. Thanks for supporting the Kansas aviation museum.

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